“I’m not an expert but I do know that when you find a dead body in the kitchen, it makes it that much more difficult to sell the house. And I had other listings, another designer handbag to purchase, shoes to acquire. A carton of Ben and Jerry’s was calling my name. I did not want to deal with a dead body because, for the record, my last big crisis was poorly applied acrylic tips.”
Death Revokes the Offer is available at your local bookstore and on Amazon